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"FRENCH CAFE' NIGHT”

assorted fruit and cheese SPECIAL OF THE NIGHT

spinach dip

french bread and sausage

TUESDAY

polynesian shish-kabobs hawaiian cheese tropical fruits

WEDNESDAY

nachos and burritos chili and cheese guacamole dip

THURSDAY

chicken drumstick with barbecue sauce

assorted veggie tray melba toast

FRIDAY

SANGRIA

"LUAU NIGHT" SPECIAL OF THE NIGHT MAI-TAIS "FIESTA NIGHT"

SPECIAL OF THE NIGHT MARGARITAS

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"BODY NIGHT'

SPECIAL OF THE NIGHT

PIÑA COLADAS

"T.G.I.F."

SPECIAL OF THE NIGHT

assorted canapes

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HEAVEN'S TO CLEVELAND

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

I am a middle-age Female Impersonator, and am finding it increasingly difficult to get a date in the Gay World. Do you think I should just go ahead and have a sex change operation and start dating straight men?

Dear Puzzled,

Signed,

Puzzled in Parma

Oh for Heaven's sake NO. Do you have any idea how painful that operation is? Too say nothing of how much it hurts when they sew all those little anchovies in there, to make it REAL lifelike. If I were you, I would start hanging out in the locker rooms at all those Bowling Alleys out there.

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

My lover and I have been dieing to try your brand of lubricant, GOOSE GREASE, since reading about it in ACTION. Is it only available in Canada or can we buy it here? Signed,

Dear Still,

Still Curious in Lakewood

I just finished working out the details, and GOOSE GREASE will be available here soon. You will be able to buy it at leading Livery Stables all over Ohio.

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

I am a Gay Eskimo from the Great White North and have your column delivered by Ski Plane, from Burke Lakefront Airport, every month. Me and the lads were wondering if we should be concerned about all those diseases going around the south and the States?

Signed,

Oophoo of Sturgeon Falls

Dear Oophoo,

I checked with the Queen's Physician, and he told me you can only get two of them because of the extremely cold weather. One is Blue. Balls and the other is Kool-Aids. So I wouldn't worry too much.

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

For years everyone has been calling me a size queen, and I am sick of it. I don't think I deserve this at all. What can I do, to make them stop?

Dear Hart,

Signed,

Hart from Akron

Well to start with, I would stop posing for all those naughty pictures, and try, very hard, to keep my tounge in my mouth, at the baths. Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

Have you ever been married? If so, how many times, and to whom? Signed,

Dear I've,

I've been down that road

Well yes I have, a couple of times, and how nice of you to ask. My first husband was that rascal, Queen Victoria from Toledo. I really had it bad for him and sometimes dream that we are still together. Oh I could put up with his tricks, I just could not afford all those brake pads for his car.

Then I fell madly in love with Big Daddy (you notice I like my men with a LOT of meat) we were married in Atlantic City....under the Boardwalk! I should have realized right then that it wasn't in the stars! Those were the only two times I tied the knot legally, though once in a drunken stupor I almost married Da Sleeze. However I left him at da alter when we got into a 'knockdown-drag-out' about who was going to get to wear the wedding dress. Of course, Da Sleeze has always looked better in white than I have.

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

I am sooo in love with an absolute hunk, who thinks he's Gay. If I chase him a little, do you think he would leave his 'friend' and marry me?

Dear Bea,

Signed,

Bea from Howard Johnsons

I think you would be a lot happier if you chased a couple of cars down Prospect to find a husband.

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